Storm P Gallery Three
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– Am I to understand that it´s right not to tip here?
– No, I think it´s completely wrong! |
– Are you happy, Herodotos?
– No, I´m one crown short! |
– You´re always hanging around here. Don´t you ever do anything?
– Oh, yes, occasionally I sit down... |
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– My dear friend, I haven´t seen you for such a long time!
– Thanks, that´s nice of you.
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– Do you like Kipling?
– I don´t know, I´ve never kippled before.
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– I would like half a pound of butter, please.
– It´s kilo, nowadays, sir.
– Well, then give me half a pound of Kilo, please. |
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– Now we´re heading towards winter again!
– Yes, shall we walk the other way? |
– Waiter! Give me some Swiss cheese, please. But only the holes, I´m on a strict diet... |
– This is a torso.
– But, it hasn´t got any arms or legs! |
– A camel can work for a fortnight without drinking!
– And my father can drink for a fortnight without working. |
I´ve often thought about writing a book - now I´m thinking about it again! |
Even if a novel doesn´t end well it´s well that it at least ends. |
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– Do you believe in mind reading?
– Definitely, how much do you want to borrow? |
– Originally I come from a very fine family.
– Then you must have left home a very long time ago! |
– Emil, you were talking in your sleep last night!
– Oh... then you have to excuse me for interrupting you! |
| It´s a pity that they tear down beautiful, old buildings and build new, plain ones - it really should be the other way around. |
The funny bit is that in a hundred years these bad times have become the good old days |
– I distinctly remember the battle of Hastings
– Impossible - it was in the year 1066
– Yes, October 14th |
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| – I don´t live anywhere, ma´am. And he lives next door. |
– Can you really make a living on begging?
– No, unfortunately, sometimes I have to contribute myself! |
– Really, Thorvald, how can you face me?
– Yes, God, you get used to anything! |
– I play by ear.
– Well, maybe your hearing isn´t so good |
– He fought all his youth for freedom
– Where is he now?
– He was caught |
– Shall we go for a walk?
– Yes, and then we meet here again! |
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– Do you have omelette surprise?
– No, it´s just a slight cough... |
– Why are you inside, my good man?
– Because I can´t get out! |
– I had a dreadful experience this morning! I knocked on a door and asked for a cup of coffee...
– And you got it? |
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Drawings and original texts: © The estate of Robert Storm Petersen
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