Storm P Gallery Two
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– What are you doing loitering in middle of the night?
– Quiet, officer, please, don´t wake us, we´re sleepwalking. |
– You seem to be afraid of soap and water.
– Well, I can´t put up with soap but now and then I take a sip of water. |
– I´ve got it all up here, you know.
– Ah, yes, I see, all in a nutshell... |
– You´re not as stupid as you look
– No, that´s the difference between the two of us |
Life is a like a desert - and we are the camels |
– What kind of human is he?
– I don´t know, I´ve never met him like that |
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– What now, a minute ago you where on the other side of the street!
– Yes, sir, but this is my subsidiary... |
– Now it´s like this, smoking contracts your blood vessels, but a couple of beers decontract them again. |
– Cheer up, old boy!
– Impossible, the elevator is out of order! |
| Sunday used to be a nice, peaceful day until they invented the lawn-mover |
– I don´t care, you can do as like!
– Certainly not! |
A synomymus is a word you can use if you don´t know how to spell the first one! |
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| – Oh, yes, those were the days, it was a good knife! |
– Listen, Euripides, fortunes up to 200 000 crowns are to be tax exempted!
– Hooray, then we´ll just make it... |
– What if one had all the money one spends, then one would be well off! |
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– Well, what did the doctor said?
– He said I needed peace and quiet and shouldn't worry so much, and that worries me! |
– I´m out walking to get an appetite for dinner
– And I´m out walking to get a dinner for my appetite |
– Are you going to the country this summer?
– Yes, I´m going to the west coast, as usual!
– Is it a good place for rheumatism?
– Oh, yes, that´s where I got mine... |
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Drawings and original texts: © The estate of Robert Storm Petersen
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