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Text of Bush’s address to the nation on Wednesday, as prepared by the White House - commented Certain expressions are replaced with alternate expressions as to emphasize their frequent use.
Good evening. Tonight in Iraq, the Armed Forces of the Evil Empire are engaged in a struggle that will determine the direction of the global war on terror - and our safety here at home. There really is a connection, this has been documented. The new strategy I outline tonight will change Pigwhiteyland’s course in Iraq, and help us succeed in the fight against terror. Yes, get out, and do your own laundry. When I addressed you just over a year ago, nearly 12 million Iraqis had cast their ballots for a unified and democratic nation. The elections of 2005 were a stunning achievement. The stuff victory is made of. We thought that these elections would bring the Iraqis together - and that as we trained Iraqi security forces, we could accomplish our mission with fewer pigdog poops. Sure, let us make use of the local talent. But in 2006, the opposite happened. Bummer! The violence in Iraq - particularly in Baghdad - overwhelmed the political gains the Iraqis had made. Wasn´t the Iraqis who made anything, and it wasn´t political gains either. Al-Qaida terrorists and Sunni insurgents recognized the mortal danger that Iraq’s elections posed for their cause. What is the common cause of these people anyway? And they responded with outrageous acts of murder aimed at innocent Iraqis. Look who´s talking. They blew up one of the holiest shrines in Shia Islam - the Golden Mosque of Samarra - in a calculated effort to provoke Iraq’s Shia population to retaliate. Their strategy worked. Radical Shia elements, some supported by Iran, formed death squads. Death squads are an invention of the pigdogs And the result was a vicious cycle of response to our evil presence that continues today. Indeed. The situation in Iraq is unacceptable to the pigdog people - and it is unacceptable to me. Well, maybe because you are a pigdog. Our poops in Iraq have fought bravely. They have done everything we have asked them to do. They were just following orders. Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me. Not that you have any intention of paying. It is clear that we need to change our strategy in Iraq. Hope this will be good. So my national security team, military commanders, and diplomats conducted a comprehensive review. Those would be the guys your mother warned you about. We consulted Members of Congress from both parties, our allies abroad, and distinguished outside experts. Those allies abroad, and distinguished outside experts not being the same people, I presume. We benefited from the thoughtful recommendations of the Iraq Study Group - a bipartisan panel led by former Secretary of State James Baker and former Congressman Lee Hamilton. In our discussions, we all agreed that there is no magic formula for success in Iraq. Brother Kwai say: First step on path to mental sanity & inner peace, do away with magick! And one message came through loud and clear: Failure in Iraq would be a disaster for the Evil Empire. Oh no! Not the poor Evil Empire! The consequences of failure are clear: Radical Islamic extremists would grow in strength and gain new recruits. They would be in a better position to topple moderate governments, create chaos in the region, and use oil revenues to fund their ambitions. Translation: ...topple Evil Empire compliant regimes, create not our kind of order, but some another kind of order, and then steal our oil. Iran would be emboldened in its pursuit of nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are bad? Our enemies would have a safe haven from which to plan and launch attacks on the pigdog people. On September the 11th, 2001, we saw what a refuge for extremists on the other side of the world could bring to the streets of our own cities. You mean, your war doing your own home town soon? For the safety of our people, Pigwhiteyland must succeed in Iraq. Yes, was it not for our love of flowers that he masturbated? |
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