Robert's Snob Academy

(Just a note this is just for fun and should be read as if it was a fanfic. And just don't follow these lessons and expect that we will help you out from the problem they may cause.)

Hi and welcome to the Academy here the snob Robert will learn how YOU! can be a snob yourself just follow these rules and you will be a snob in no time. Try today and you wont get a free T-shirt.

Lesson 1

Get something to brag about.
*It's far more easier to be a snob if you have something to prove that you can be one. Just find something better to brag about then that you can stuff 3 hamburgers into your mouth at the same time -.-U

Lesson 2

Get a butler or a maid.
*Just make sure that you're the boss or ells you'll just have a babysitter to take care of.

Lesson 3

Talk the right way. Don't say I about yourself use the royal we.
*But in a early stage of these lesson don't do it to often or ells your friends (or the ones that will leave you ones your a snob and a pain to be with) will think that you have gone mad or are just mimicking the queen.

Lesson 4

Be rich.
*Every snob has money that they brag about having. Sell your babysitter or sibling if you have to just get money.

Lesson 5

Never, NEVER say: I'm sorry or I was wrong.
*That is a sign of weakness and you're supposed to be better then anyone ells. So don't say that

Lesson 6

Be born in the right family.
*If your not then put yourself up for adoption, it's mostly rich people adopting anyways.

Lesson 7

Look good.
*Everyone can't have my perfect face (Robert) but try not to meet anyone until you're really are awake. That can maybe help.

Lesson 8

Get good manners
*All snobs have good manners that what making the ground pole of being a snob.

Lesson 9

Be smart
*You have to be smart to insult someone and then it takes a day or two for them to figure out that they actually got insulted.

Lesson 10

Don't listen to people that is unworthy your attention.
*If you have to then probably ignore them and they will leave when they got the hint.

Lesson 11

Show no emotions
*No anger no sorrow no affection. That's the worst kind of weakness and a snob is not weak.

Lesson 12

Get a good reputation.
*Just make sure its a good one, that will make people look up to you and wonder how they can be as good as you.

Lesson 13

Don't drink, smoke, use drugs or anything like that
*Ever tried to look worthy and superior when you have a hangover or a headache.

Lesson 14

(My personal fav) Get a mansion or a castle and have a lot of traps build into it.
*It will quickly get the unworthy out from your home and away from your life. And if you're lucky they will not come back. this however doesn't work on siblings since they have got the habit of getting back again and again and again...