Redone Jokes

These jokes are really bad ones that we have heard but we have changed them so they are in Beyblade style and with a few changes here you have the result. Some of them may be a bit insulting on several characters (mostly Tyson actually) but don't take it to serious. Read have fun and send in one if you have any.

1. Tyson and the red socks...
2. Why did...
3. Crossing a road
4. About Cannibalism
5. Essays
6. Jump
7. Supernatural
8. Walls and other big things
9. Genies
10. School and homework.

Tyson and the red socks...

Tyson lived in a Dojo with his grandpa, Kenny and Hilary. They where a happy family *cough*liar*cough*. One day, Tyson was walking over the market, when he comes across these gorgeous red socks (he liked them! Not me!) and he run home as fast as possible! When in his dojo, he threw himself at Kenny’s legs.
”Kenny Kenny can you PLEASE lend me some money for me to buy those outrageous (O, wait, correction, that is a way to difficult word for Tyson) nice red socks I saw on the market? Please….”
Kenny sighed. “Only if you do something for me. I want you to remove your blade out of that stupid safe you hide it in, I told you, I am not gonna eat it, I only wanna give it a look!!!”
Tyson sighed and went to the safe, and after messing a little with the technical stuff he smiled at Kenny. “Done! Can I have my money? Money money money!”
Next thing, he was running over the street where the market had been, but it was gone. He had come too late. Sadly, he went to a candy store and spent all his money on candy, which he ate along the way. When he came home, there was a paper lying on the floor: Safe exploded, Kenny dead. Tyson shrugged, he still had grandpa and Hilary.
A week later, he walked once more over the market, and run into the red socks once more. He speeded up to home, and fall on his knees in front of Hilary.
”Hilary, Hilary, Could you please lend me some many so that I can buy these fabulous (once more, I apologise, that is also a to difficult word for Tyson) funny red socks I saw at the market? Please please please!
Hilary glares. “If you fix my hairdryer then sure. But not before you do so!”
Tyson glared back, messed a little with the hairdryer and run off with Hilary’s money. He was run over the street where the market had been, but it was gone. He had come to late once more. Disappointed, he ate the money (literally =P) and walked to home, There, he found a note on the floor. Hairdryer exploded, Hilary dead. Tyson shrugged. I never liked her that much anyway, he though. And I still have grandpa.
So, next week, he once more spotted the socks, and sprinted to home.
”Grandpa, you need to lend me money for me to buy these great socks I found at the market! Please!!!”
Grandpa swung with his stick and hit Tyson on the head. “sure my boy, but first you need to fix the toilet.”
”the toilet?”
”yes, it is full and I need you to take care of that.”
Tyson felt nauseating and grabbed some TNT to try and break the shit (literally =S). Half an hour later, he was done, and took the money out of grandpa’s wallet without even washing his hands (IEW! I don’t wanna get to close to him!) to run as fats as he could to the street where the market was, but it was gone. He walked to the candy store and ate everything he could afford. (without washing his hands? O.O Gross!) Next thing, he walked home and found the house in silence. There was a note lying on the floor, which said: TNT next to toilet exploded, Grandpa dead.
Slowly, Tyson picked up the note and walked to the lake in the garden, where he sat on a rock. Sad as he was he whipped away a tear. Now he had lost everything! And just because of those beautiful (can Tyson say beautiful? Well, say maybe, but spell...O, sorry, I am interrupting the sad moment, never mind me ^-^U) red socks.

End 1 -Then, a frog jumped out of the lake next to Tyson.  They looked at each other with their big eyes, and guess what the frog said?
C’mon, guess!
Nothing, because I frog can’t talk.
ha ha ha -.-

End 2 – and then Kai appeared and looked down at Tyson. Guess what he said?
C’mon, guess!
Nothing because Kai doesn’t speak to Tyson (specially without he even washing his hands = S )
ha ha ha, how funny -.-

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Why did...

Why did Tyson walk over the road...?
... Because he wanted to get to the other side
...Because his little red bike was broken
...Because the hen was busy
...Because a free food coupon was on the other side
...Because he can't fly
...Because it was a better spot to brag at

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Crossing a road

Tyson and a kid was walking across the road and Tyson was bragging as usually when a car came and ran over the kid. Tyson stopped and looked down at the kid.
Tyson: That's what happens if you don't listen to my stories.
Then another car came and ran over Tyson. The kid smiled and then he said to Tyson:
Kid: And that is what happens if you brag to much.

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About Cannibalism

The teacher asks the class what a cannibal is, everyone except for Tyson raised his hand up in the air so of course the teacher asks him.
Teacher: Tyson, what do you become if you would eat up your team mates?
Tyson thought for a while before he said.
Tyson: I guess that I would be less hungry and without a team.

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Two cannibals are hiding behind a bush so they could jump out and catch dinner when it walked by. The first one who came was Kenny.
Cannibal 1: What do you think should we eat him?
Cannibal 2: Nah he looks to be nervous so he has probably a sour taste.
They waited again for another one to walk by when Ray came.
C2: What about him?
C1: Nah last time we ate one from his hometown I had cat hair stuck in my mouth for a week after.
They let him walk by and waiting till they saw that Tyson and Max came.
C1: We take those two.
C2: No way one of them is full of gases and the other one looks to sweet.
C1: What is wrong with sweet food?
C2: Well it wouldn't be anything if I hadn't already eaten my dentist.

Essays

Tyson was supposed to write a essay about water and he wrote like this:
"If there was no water then you couldn't learn how to swim and if people couldn't swim they would all drown"

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Jump

What do you do if Tyson was going to jump from a cliff?
I don't know, what?
You draw a huge circle where he is going to land in the middle then you get a boot and sell tickets for the show.
Then what?
Just scream that he should jump since you wont give the money back if he doesn't.
But what if he doesn't jump in the end?
Sue him.

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Supernatural

Mariah went to a psychic lady who had a crystal bowl, the lady looked into it and said:
Lady: I see that you will marry a handsome and rich man but he will die a terrible death.
Mariah looked from left to right before she bent down to the lady and whispered.
Mariah: Did he manage to clean the litter box before he died?

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Walls and other big things

Tyson lies on the ground next to a wall where his blade is also lying, he has a black eye and Kai is standing next to him when Ray comes. Ray stops and looks at Tyson before he asks Kai.
Ray: Kai what happened.
Kai: You know about shadow boxing don't you?
Ray: Yes...?
Kai: Well Tyson wanted to try out a new version of it.
Ray: Have you tried to wake him up again?
Kai: Yes but nothing works, it looks like we will have to bury him.
Ray: I have a idea.
Ray walks up to Tyson's and screams into his ear.
Ray: Tyson you got defeated!
Tyson wakes up in no time and screams.
Tyson:  I want a rematch!!!

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Genies

Max, Kai and Tyson was walking down the beach when they saw a bottle, they opened it up and a genie popped out.
Genie: I will grant you all one wish each.
Max: I wish that I owned a candy factory and was there now
The genie did what he had been told and with a poff and some smoke had Max disappeared. Kai thought for a while before he said.
Kai: I wish that I was looking at Boris and Voltaire in jail.
The genie did what he had been told and Kai disappeared with a poff and some smoke to, then it was Tyson's turn he thought for a long while before he said.
Tyson: I wish that I had the world's biggest meal right here right now.
The genie looked at him but did what he had been told and down from the air came a blue whale that landed on Tyson. The genie circled around the whale for a while when he heard a voice from under it.
Tyson: Hey genie! You forgot the ketchup!

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Tyson finds a genie who will grant him 7 wishes of knowledge, all in his team is there with him so he starts to ask the genie.
Tyson: Who in my team is the best blader.
Tyson smiles and thinks that this will prove who is the best once and for all, then a huge sign appears above Kai's head.
Tyson: Ok but who is the smartest one in my team then?
The sign appears above Kenny's head. Tyson has got a bit annoyed but goes on asking.
Tyson: Who has travelled the most? Who is the most mature? Who is the cutest out of us?
The sign moves and points at Ray, Kai and then Max. Tyson who is a bit frustrated asks the genie.
Tyson: Who is the most stupid one then and the one that is not needed on this team?
And when he has asked a huge sign appears above Tyson's head.
Kai, Max, Ray and Kenny: I KNEW IT!!!

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School and homework

Tyson was talking to Kenny when he suddenly asked.
Tyson: Kenny can you get punished for something you didn't do?
Kenny thought for a little while before he said.
Kenny: No you cant get punished for something you didn't do.
Tyson: Phu that's good...
Kenny: Why?
Tyson: Because I haven't done my homework.

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Tyson walked up to Kai and Ray after a day in school he sighed and Ray asked him what was the matter?
Tyson: In my school are they so stupid that they don't know how a Tiger or a Phoenix looks like?
Ray: What do you mean with that?
Tyson: I drew a picture of Driger and Dranzer but the others thought that it was a big turkey and a baboon...

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