What the Bladers would Never say
This is what the bladers would never say, it is all for fun and we made them ourselves. If you want to use anything here mail and ask us just don't take it.
The images shown is just up for being some what funny. They will probably be changed later when I have got new ones that is funnier/better for this purpose. And btw we are having some ¨gay¨ jokes but we are still against it (in Beyblade maybe not in general you will never know that :p) but this is what they would NEVER say so yeah... you get it right?
|
|
|
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
||
*Oh wow I need to buy that pink hat! Its so Kawaii!!! ¨squeals¨
*OMG... those shoes are just...
Perfect for me. ¨glittery
eyes¨
*Ha ha ha ha ha...
Dranzer is just a big turkey.
*Does this outfit make me look fat?
*I love to lose.
*Look I made cookies to everyone. ^-^
*Dranzer suck... does anyone wanna trade bit beast?
*I am sorry tyson, you where right...
*I need a hug!
*I need a girlfriend... Do you want to be mine? (Saph and KAT:
YEAH SURE!!! ¨glares¨)
*¨singing¨ I'm to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my body...
*I love my grandpa so much!
*My fav shows on TV ever is Teletubbies and anything with horses
in.
*Good Morning everyone, how are the home made Kennyburgers?
* I'm, to sexy for my scarf, to sexy for my scarf, to sexy yeah!
*I am going to grow up being just like Britney Spears.
*CANDY!!! =^-^= (Tiilia: Hey that's my line!)
*I'm not hungry
*I am the worst blader ever!
*Wonder how I can be more like Kenny?
*I am not the world champ... Hilary is!
*Yuck... I hate food!
*I am going to do an aerobic video
*I am going to marry a rock when I grow up... wonder if she
wants me?
*I wish Daichi was my brother.
*Has anyone seen my science book? I need to study.
*I have discovered the meaning with our lives it is...
*I hate candy!
*Wonder where I put my face paint?
*Can I help you with the Math degrees?
*I hate my parents.
*I bought Dizzi!
*Help a giant turtle is coming out from my blade!
*I'm the devil!
*My fav colour is black.
*I am a Goth.
*Leave me alone. I hate you all!
*Look I am a dog!
*Can someone save me from the mouse?! It frightens me!
*Where is my rubber turkey?
*Wonder if I can date Emily?
*Hey Lee do you want to trade Bit beast?
*Concentration... Never heard of it.
*I gotta go Mariah is getting puppies. (A/N -.-U How did that
happen?)
*I'm going to marry the Benner Sennen down the street.
*I am going to shave my hair of, I don't like it.
*I am a girl!
*I am a elf! Just look at my ears!
*Dizzi needs to be updated, I'm gonna trade her with this
Gameboy DS!
*I am going to be a rock star! ¨runs of to find a guitar¨
*I am selling Dizzi... what do you want to pay for her?
*A rock star doesn't have glasses ¨takes them off¨ Augh where is
my eyes?
*Have anyone seen my eyes?
*I am going to go and mock the stables.
*I need to take my pig to the fun fair, she's going to win first
price you know.
*I am going to join the hockey team so I can get some tooth's to
give to the tooth fairy. I need the money.
*Tyson never farts.
*Tyson you are my hero. What would I do without you?
*I'm going to be just like Tyson. It's my biggest dream.
*¨Singing¨ I'm a survivor...
*There are no such things as international spies associations!
*I like Tyson he is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
*I love to read comic books!
*In the kitchen
Kai: I think that I am going to make some cookies. Does anyone
wants some?
Max: Sure if its low fat and suger I have to think about my
figure.
Ray: Does it have any catnips. Because in that case I prefer
them with bacon and lots of fat!
Tyson: No thanks I am on a diet.
*At a beybattle
Kai: You where right Tyson I don't stand a chance to win.
Tyson: Well I suck. Maybe Hilary can blade instead?
Hilary: Oh Tyson my love I would do anything for you.
Max: Let her blade I don't care.
Kenny: Do as you want to I am going on a gig.
Ray: Hey has anyone seen my pink nail polish?
Kai: Yeah its here in my purse.
Ray: Thanks ¨puts some on¨
Tyson: So Hilary go out and blade for us now.
Hilary: Yes my love.
*At the mall
Kai: Those shoes are pretty! Tyson, you would look gorgeous in
them!
Tyson: Yeah I know! But it is a little pricy... I would maybe
give my ultra valuable one of a kind sacred bitbeast in change
of these adorable shoes!
Ray: Is Dranzer one of a kind?
Tyson: Sure but my bit beast is Dragoon.
Ray: Whatever I have never seen the difference...
Max: Does anyone see any black pumps?
*On who wants to be the Millionare.
The host: So Kenny for the lowest price money. What is the
answer to this question?
Kenny: I don't know.
The host: That's is because I haven't asked yet.
Kenny: Oh....
The host: Ok here it comes. Are you ready?
Kenny: Is that the question?
The host: No!
Kenny: Oh good I couldn't answer it.
The host:...What colour does the pig have? Is it A) Blue B)
Purple C) Pinkish and some times black or D) Green...?
Kenny: I think I want to use 50/50
The host: Are you sure?
Kenny: Yes!
The host: OK then here is the results.... The ones that is left
is A and C what do you want,
Kenny: I think I'll ask the audience on this.
The host: Are you really sure the question is not that hard.
Kenny: Yes I am.
The Host: Ok the audience said in % A got 1% and C got 99%
¨whispers¨ who said A?
¨Ray stands up¨ : I did mister Host!
The host: Go figure...
Kenny: I think I will agree with Ray on this one he is really
clever.
The host: So your answer is A) Blue?
Kenny: Yes.
The Host: Are you sure?
Kenny: Yup really sure.
The Host*: Ok Its nice to get rid of you since you where wrong
the right answer is C! Bye! And come never back again. So who is
our next contestant?
Someone behind the stage: Its Barney the Dinosaur.
The host: oh no...
*Look I am a monkey!
*I'm a Pokémon called Pikachu!
*Pika pika... pikachu!
*Pink is so my colour...
*I can fly using my hair.
*Wonder where I can get to the nearest bathroom. I haven't been
there for month's now.
*I need a computer... FAST! I gotta go check my mail!
*Hum what should I wear today...? Maybe this cute little outfit
from Paris...
*Oh no they can see my underwear!
*Yes ¨raises fist in air¨ There are some girls! Hey girls can I
borrow your make up? I ran out with my own.
*I have a heart... and it hurts
*I need some lipstick
*I want to hug the whole world!
*Everybody freeze!... Who stole my pink hairbrush?
*I have a girlfriend called Poop
*Clown's scare me O.o
*I want candy...Now!
*I ¨sob¨ need ¨sob¨ my mommy!
*I want my ba ba (Translation: he wants his baby bottle with
milk)
*I have a huge imaginary friend called Mr OinkFluff. So don't
mess with me.
*I got a bo bo (Translation: He has cut himself)
*Wahhhhhhhh! Mr OinkFluff beat me up! ¨cries¨
*Opps... My daipy is full. Can someone change on me?
*Oh look a worm! I want to eat it.
*I want to recycle my blade... I don't use it anyways. ¨throws
it in a trash can¨
*Ian did something with my apple juice...
*Plastic surgery here I come!
*Hey Tala don't steal my makeup!
*Hush, this is a secret but some times I... I... read girly
magazine's
*Oh and another secret ¨looks around himself¨ I have a big nose.
*I am going to pierce my nose... twenty times.
*Wonder what that cat berried.... I am going to dig it up and
take a look!
*Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Its a zombie cat! No wait it was
just my old underwear.
*I'm a cat miaoo!
*Bryan is now below us. I berried him! ¨proud smile¨
*You don't have to win the important thing is to try and have
fun.
*I want to be a clown.
*I wanna play!
*Police take me to the jail because I... I... didn't give the
boys any dessert after dinner yesterday!
*¨singing¨ I'm going to bake a cake, bake a cake, bake a cake,
and give it to my dear Demolition Boys.
*No Ian how many times do I have to say it. Don't burry my toys
in the cat's litter box!
*I wish that Boris would would give me my toys back... I miss my
Barbie doll. ¨Boris is running around outside playing that the
named doll is a plane¨
*Wonder if I can play tag with the kids.
*Kai! Grandson honey! Welcome home, I love you sooooooooooo
much!
*Some times I just need to feel loved.
*I have decided that the team should be named... The Pink Fluff
Bladers instead. I like that name better. ^-^
*I want to be a Spice Girl! I want to be the new Sexy Spice.
*At the abbey
Boris: Oh boys! Come here I have a surprise for you!
¨they get there¨
Boris: Look now all the walls are pink!
Tala: Yay it looks so much better now.
Ian: It fits with my new nose.
Bryan: And my lipstick.
Spencer: I gotta go! I gotta go! ¨he runs away towards the
toilet¨
Spencer: Wopsi a accident! Can someone help me clean this up?
*Tala is on the roof and the others is on the ground
Tala: I am going to make it this time!
Ian: Yeah Tala you can do it. Show them that you can fly just
using your hair!
Spencer: This is boring.
Bryan: I believe in you Tala!
Tala: Thanks ^-^ I am going to jump now.
The ones on the ground: Okay!
¨Tala jumps and flies a few meters before he crashes to the
ground¨
Spencer: There I looked now where is my cookie? ¨walks away¨
*I don't want to talk about the good old times that is boring.
*I want a My Little Pony.
*I am rich but so unhappy...
*Look a pink horse! Me want that!
*I need a girlfriend.
*Mariah is my best friend... She is going to do my makeup
tomorrow.
*I want to be a nurse when I grow up...
*I wish I was poor.
*I wish that Tyson lived here the whole time. I miss that he
crashes my castle all the time and then I have to spend my money
to fix it again.
*Griffolyon I think you need to change the colour on your nail
polish. Try the purple one it is so you.
*I hate girls.
*I so want to study right now.
*Listen now girl I have better things to do then hang around
with you.
*Tyson is my idol ¨shiny eyes¨
*Wonder if I can borrow Oliver's mascara...?
*I have never really liked girls in fact.... I am a girl (A/N
Gasp! O.o)
*He-Man has everything I want.
*Wonder if I would be a good farmer?
*OMG look it's... it's Ben Affleck!
*And Leonardo Dicaprio!
*I wish I was more like Spider man...
*I want to wear rags!
*Yuck I hate French food... I need some bacon and coke with lots
of extra fat. With fat on the side...
*I hate fine art but I love comic books!
*Ha ha Garfield is so funny! ¨laughs¨ I hate Monday's...
*Mona Lisa? Who the heck is that? A famous flying pig or
something?
*I need glases... wonder where Kenny buys his?
*I need a burger... Now!
*My dream is to one day work on Mc Donalds.
*Yay I got a job on Burger King!
*I can't walk out without my mackeup!
*I want to roll around in the mud.
*I wanna have a pet snake!
*My name is not Oliver its Chassi Cassi!
*I just want to be Normal! ¨sob¨
*Kai is going to win.
*I am going to quit golf and dedicate my whole life to the fine
art of.... catching gresy hog's
*I suck at blading... I think I'll go nitting insted.
*I think I am going to dye my hair Blue to honour Kai that beat
me fair and square.
*Wonder where I can trade Salamolyon so I can get money or that
lovely dress over there?
*Oh no I am starting to get to thin... Where is the fat-banc
when you need one?
*I got my bitbeast from a cerial box.
*I want a tutu!!!
*At Roberts Place.
Robert: Hey guys I have something important to say can you all
come over here?
¨They all come¨
Robert: I... I... Love you guys so much!
The other: Awwwwwwww... We love you to! (A/N Yuck to much info
don't you think.)
*Same Place a while after Roberts announcement
Enrique: Guys I have something also important to say.... I am
gay and a girl....
Oliver: Really!? Me too!
Jhonny: And I wear a pink PJ when I go to sleep.
Robert: So it was you who stole it from my closet!
*Outside a store
Robert: Look a hobo!
Enrique: Poor him... he doesn't have any make up.
Oliver: I think I will marry him so he will get rich.
Enrique: Hey that was my idea!
Oliver: Nu hu...
Jhonny: Hey guys... Its a she...
Oliver and Enrique: Forget it then ¨walks away¨
The hobo: Thank good I still had that mask from last Halloween.
*Waths Up!
*Drigger is worthless, I don't want him.
*Pink is not my fav colour... Purple is! =^-^=
*I adore Ray he is my idol.
*I work as Barney the dinosaur. It's my part time job.
*I also work on the retierment home, and daycare.
*Everybody SMILE!
*Don't I look like a total babe?
*Dude... I kinda... have lost my brain... kinda...
*Totaly amazing! I could never blade like that Hilary.
*Black is my fav colour.
*I have got puppies!
*I am going to marry Gary and Kevin one day. In the same wedding
of course.
*I hate Ray, he is ugly.
*I don't like cats I prefer mice.
*I think Tyson is a genius and Ray is a moron.
*I think that I'll go and read the dictionary one more time. It
just keeps getting better and better.
*No thank you I don't want that repulsing food.
*Ett, två tree... un, deux, trois... uno, dos, tres... one two
three. Look I can more then one language.
*I have whiskers.
*OMG where is the phone I need to talk to Karen at once it is a
emergency!
*I'm a vegetarian.
*Blood is composed 60% with liquid, which scientifically is
named plasma, and the other 40% is composed by the blood cells,
which all have a different function and all of them is the key
ingrediene for our survival.
*I eat all of your brains up so I can get smart and one day rule
the world!
*I am 2 m long, I just look short.
*When I grow up I want to be a gorilla, just like my dad.
*I'm a hip hoper.
*Did you know that my true identity is Eminem?
*My mom is Marilyn Monroe... you know the famous one.
*Look my blade can swim in the toilet!
*Me blade? Please I need to take care of my nails do you know
how much a pedicure costs?
*Sitting by a computer
Mariah: Yoo! Homeis check out what I'm doing
Kevin: What?
Gary: Your stupid Kevin its obvious that she has done a
homepage.
Lee: Wow... dude are you like psychic or something?
Gary: No I just have higher grades then a monkey and you have.
Lee: Dude... Was that a insult?
Gary: The answer is yes.
Lee: huh?
Mariah: Don't talk about Lee's lack of brain, I hate my
brother... just check out my new site!
Kevin: Is it about... toenails?
Mariah: No your good damn loser that's your homepage that is
about that!
Kevin: Ooohhh....
Mariah: Take a look.
¨The guys bend forward to look at the screen¨
Gary: It's, it's....
Kevin: About...
Lee: Babypic's of us that is being sacrificed to some dude....
dude... and what's that dude?
Mariah: A link to my other site about road kill's (A/N: O.o
ok.... ¨backs away slowly¨)