Raindrops Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens Bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens La la la - Something with strings ------------------------------------------------------------------ Shower Song I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. . . . Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat lather, rinse, repeat, as needed. ------------------------------------------------------------------ That's Another Thing [G] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people [D] just to make them like you. . . But don't. [Em] [D] [C] [D] Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do [Em] [D] [C] [D] (Everybody) That's another thing that you don't wanna do. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Parading Goats [A] [E] Parading goats are parading [A] [D] Parading down the street [A] [E] Parading goats are parading [A] [D] [A] Leaving little treats ------------------------------------------------------------------ Little Tony Tarzan [A] Little Tony Tarzan swinging on a nosehair [D] [E] Swinging with the greatest of ease ------------------------------------------------------------------ Christmas Song [E] [A] Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap [E] [A] Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap [D] [E] [A] He said All you need is to write them a song [D] [E] [D] You haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along [E] No, don't sing along [E] [A] [D] [E] [A] Monica, Monica, have a happy hanukkah [D] [E] [A] Saw Santa Claus [D] [E] [A] He said hello to Ross [D] [A] [E] Anm: And please tell Joey Dessa ackord låter inte så bra [D] [A] [E] här, men det är så Phoebe Christmas will be snowy spelar. [A] And Rachel and Chandler [E] [A] ...................andler! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Little Featus [A] Are you in there, little featus [D] In nine months you'll come and greet us [E] I will buy you some Adidas ------------------------------------------------------------------ Two Of Them Kissed Last Night There was a girl, we'll call her Betty And a guy, let's call him Neil Now, I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real .... Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one who we'll call Loolie He must decide, he must decide Even though I made him up he must decide ------------------------------------------------------------------ Grandma [A] [D] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, [E] [A] she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. [A] [D] But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, [A] [E] And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. [A] [D] Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, [E] [A] but the truth is she died and some day you will too. [A] La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bisexuals Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Barnyard Animals [A] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo [D] Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up [A] [E] [A] And that's how we get hamburgers Nooowww, chickens...! ------------------------------------------------------------------ I Made A Man I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala la la la la lalala la la... ------------------------------------------------------------------ My Mother's Ashes My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar And sometimes when it's breezy I feel a little sneezy ------------------------------------------------------------------ Smelly Cat Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet It may not be a bed of roses You're no friends to those with noses ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jingle Bitch Jingle bitch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell Go to hell Go to hell-hell-hell ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sticky Shoes (med Leslie) My best shoes, so good to me I wear them everyday Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don’t care what people say My feet’s best friends, pals to the end With them I’m one hot chicky Though late one night, not much light I stepped in something icky Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I’ll avoid the..... pillleeeee. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Crazy Underwear Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt Crazy underwear, always in a rut ------------------------------------------------------------------ 66 Colors ...fuchsia and mauve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroom. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Papier Mache Man I'm still waiting for my papier mache man ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dumb Drunken Bitch ... dumb, drunken, bitch! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Coma Guy You don't have to be awake to be my man As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand Though we just met the other day There's something I have got to say... ------------------------------------------------------------------ New York City Has No Power New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour But to me it is not scary 'cause I stay away from dairy ------------------------------------------------------------------