1. What color does a Chow-tongue have?

A. Pink

B. Blue

2. What's a Chow chow like?

A. Stubborn

B. Very stubborn..

3. What happens when someone says "sit" ?

A. I sit down immediately

B. Who? Me? Alright, since she's said it 3 times now...

4. And what happens if they have a treat in their hand and say "Sit" ?

A. I sit down 

B. I'm already sitting down since I've smelled the treat.. 

5. What happens if an allergic or someone that's afraid of dogs comes to visit us? 

A. I respect that and stay away

B. I suddenly change to a "lapdog" and stay close to them all the time... 

6. What is really tasty ?

A. Nutra Nuggets, Doggy or other nutritional dog-food

B. Hare poo-poo and other stuff that humans find disgusting...

 
7. Why are there Cats in this world?

A. Cats are nice and useful animals

B. Just because dogs need exercise...(I believe Cats love to sit up in a tree ;-)

Below you will find the right answers 

Right answer =B

1  A = OK, I forgive you, you probably slipped when you clicked...

2  A = Wake up! Or are you a Cat?

>2  A = You must be a Cat!