Olof was bored one day at work

Nine little royals

Nine little Royals in Amber sat
there were more than one unlucky brat
Lucas was a bit too smart,
the others killed him off from the start.

Eight little royals in Amber fought
Some were loyal, some maybe bought.
Ossian knew the Uncle Brand,
so he was sent to the promised land.

Seven little royals in Amber strong
weaker cousins did not last long
Vere, wisest of the bunch
did not even last until lunch

Six little royals in Amber stuck
They looked for a leader; no such luck.
Jerod was a pompous bully
luckily killed 'fore he ruled fully.

Five little royals in Amber lost
wanted people happy at all cost
Folly for the people sang,
until dead she fell with a bang.

Four little royals in Amber slept
only one room per two they kept
Solange's bedroom friend was nuts
told fortunes from Solange's guts

Three little royals in Amber laughed
everyone had their own secret craft.
Cambina into the future see
"The next royal to die is me"

Two little royals in Amber ate
One longed for bed, could barely wait
Paige was killed by her own lust
too much sex made her heart combust

One little royal in Amber left
He's happy now, he's not bereft
Martin seemed the real nice guy
he's king in Amber; above is why