A song written by Madeline and Karen. (To be sung to the melody of "Alma" by Tom Lehrer)

The loveliest girl in the ballroom
Is Folly; the nicest as well/
Though the omens suggest we are all doom'd,
Still, I'm sure I won't see *her* in hell!
(Madeline)

(Next verse by Karen):
The loveliest girl in the ballroom
Was Folly; the nicest as well/
"She said, 'What do you all need pants for?
Tonight's when it all goes to hell!'"