Lucas: "I've never been one to pay attention to those silly restrictions about sex with family. What are you doing tonight?"

Solange: "Un-uh.  Not till you tell me how you got hold of that snapshot.  Give it up..."

Lucas:"I bought it in shadow off of a carpet in a bazaar. It was alongside a toaster that didn't work and what I can only imagine to be a severed penis."

Solange considers a moment.  "And do semicousins really count as family?  Of course, if you're my brother, that's a different story."

Lucas: "Depends on who's enforcing the rules."

This page was updated 05 jul 2001.